69 Kamasutra Funny Sex Toys

Top Ten Sex Toys in Disguise

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:23:51 +0100

1. Super Flower power vibe

The advanced version of Flower Power vibe, this sex toy looks like a cute flower toy that can make you scream and moan with its powerful petals. Just like Flower Power vibe this discreet sex toy is made of soft rubber and can be used as a personal massager, though obviously ladies will enjoy its vibrating on their privates.

The vibrator can be used for external stimulation and every part of it can be used for sexual pleasure.

The rounded and nubbed tip is meant for clitoral fun while petals can work for broader areas and can be removable. You simply push the tiny bug on the slim stem to feel the buzz of wide range of vibrations, pulsations and escalations. It goes with the key chain that doubles as travel-friendly vibrator as well.

Penis facts

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:27:40 +0100

Ever-growing penis
Probably the most amazing story was recorded in one of the Moscow clinic where doctors have to deal with a weirdest case in their practice. A 35 year old man has a penis that does not stop growing. The man now has around 12, 6 inches in a flaccid state and 17,7 inches in erect state.

Doctors think this can be a case of acromegaly, a condition when certain parts of the body keep on growing in adults. In this situation, the growth of his penis is caused by excessive production of growth-hormone and increased curvaceousness of his penis's blood vessels.

When sex goes wrong

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:32:26 +0200

In spite of the fact that sex is one of the greatest pleasures it may well end up in injures. People are adventurous and seek for new sexual sensations but sometimes it can turn out to be a real bunch of troubles. Men and women who get overly enthusiastic about experiments in sex may be tempted to fulfill the wildest sex fantasies but find out that it's not what it looked like in real life.

Throwing a woman on the bed and jumping on top of her is one of the most popular movie scenes partners try to repeat. Unfortunately not all of them end up so romantic. Some will land at the floor others will squeeze their partner with their weight.

Double Solo Pleasure with Double Dildos

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:43:27 +0200

Do you think it's possible to receive the double pleasure during your masturbatory experience stimulating several important erogenous zones at the same time?

This may be achieved by application of the special devices that have been designed for double bliss.

One of them is a double penetration dildo or as it is also called double dong.

Have you ever tried to experiment with double penetration explorations? May be it is associated with "sandwich" experience (two men and a woman)?

But it's not always. Double dongs will perfectly substitute two penises. If you do not currently have even a partner (needless to say about several partners), you can use the advantages of a double dong - a uniquely designed sex toy that will give you tons of unbelievable sensations.

The evolution of female panties

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:21:55 +0200

Have you ever thought what kind of underwear your grandmothers have worn in their time? Of course, many years ago the lingerie looked more like just the modest garment without any shade of sexuality.

Later the lingerie changed its appearance and turned into a sexy style bras and panties worn by women with the purpose to seduce, tantalize or tease and secondly to play the hygienic role.

Today you can find the panties that give you not only the sexual appeal, but also sexual pleasure. This is a Vibrating Panty - a new high tech sex toy.

The Weirdest Sexual Fetishes

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:40:36 +0200

Sexual fetishism is a sexual attraction towards an object or material or body part which in reality may be sexless and inanimate.

Fetishism is not a simple interest, but more a compulsion, when a person cannot achieve sexual gratification the other way than by using some object. In other words, if you are sexually aroused by shoes you can get sexual satisfaction only by rubbing your genitals over the shoes, for example. It is still not clear what causes fetishism. Interestingly, fetishism is considered to be male disorder.

Famous Sex Events Worldwide

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:27:42 +0100

Global Orgasm Day
This world event takes place on December, 22nd that coincide with the end of solstice, where everyone is encouraged to have an orgasm for world peace. This initiative was introduced by a couple, Donna Sheehan, a 76 year old woman and Paul Reffel a 55 year old man. Their intention is to emit positive energy, concentrating on peace, while enjoying orgasm.

Sex in the Air

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:05:54 +0100

Couples find new ways to spice up their sexual relationships, moving from more common bedroom to more exotic public places. Sex in the air is popular sexual fantasy among men and women. The idea of Mile High Club emerged as a challenge to all the naughty individuals who dream about saucy encounter high above the ground.

What is a Mile High Club?

Basically, Mile High Club is term that refers to people who had sex on board an aircraft at altitude of at least one mile.

What do you think it might be?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:11:25 +0200

Foreign bodies removed from the rectum. This collection is from the Proctological Section at the Moscow hospital.

Jokes on Sex Toys

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:24:34 +0200

After 20 Years

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She goes completely ballistic. " You impotent bastard, " she screamed at him, " how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: " I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids. "