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Sexual fetishism is a sexual attraction towards an object or material or body part which in reality may be sexless and inanimate.

Fetishism is not a simple interest, but more a compulsion, when a person cannot achieve sexual gratification the other way than by using some object. In other words, if you are sexually aroused by shoes you can get sexual satisfaction only by rubbing your genitals over the shoes, for example. It is still not clear what causes fetishism. Interestingly, fetishism is considered to be male disorder.

Global Orgasm Day
This world event takes place on December, 22nd that coincide with the end of solstice, where everyone is encouraged to have an orgasm for world peace. This initiative was introduced by a couple, Donna Sheehan, a 76 year old woman and Paul Reffel a 55 year old man. Their intention is to emit positive energy, concentrating on peace, while enjoying orgasm.

Couples find new ways to spice up their sexual relationships, moving from more common bedroom to more exotic public places. Sex in the air is popular sexual fantasy among men and women. The idea of Mile High Club emerged as a challenge to all the naughty individuals who dream about saucy encounter high above the ground.

What is a Mile High Club?

Basically, Mile High Club is term that refers to people who had sex on board an aircraft at altitude of at least one mile.

1. Super Flower power vibe

The advanced version of Flower Power vibe, this sex toy looks like a cute flower toy that can make you scream and moan with its powerful petals. Just like Flower Power vibe this discreet sex toy is made of soft rubber and can be used as a personal massager, though obviously ladies will enjoy its vibrating on their privates.

The vibrator can be used for external stimulation and every part of it can be used for sexual pleasure.

The rounded and nubbed tip is meant for clitoral fun while petals can work for broader areas and can be removable. You simply push the tiny bug on the slim stem to feel the buzz of wide range of vibrations, pulsations and escalations. It goes with the key chain that doubles as travel-friendly vibrator as well.

1. Ever-growing penis
   Probably the most amazing story was recorded in one of the Moscow clinic where doctors have to deal with a weirdest case in their practice. A 35 year old man has a penis that does not stop growing. The man now has around 12, 6 inches in a flaccid state and 17,7 inches in erect state.
   
   Doctors think this can be a case of acromegaly, a condition when certain parts of the body keep on growing in adults. In this situation, the growth of his penis is caused by excessive production of growth-hormone and increased curvaceousness of his penis's blood vessels.

Foreign bodies removed from the rectum. This collection is from the Proctological Section at the Moscow hospital.

After 20 Years

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She goes completely ballistic. " You impotent bastard, " she screamed at him, " how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: " I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids. "

In spite of the fact that sex is one of the greatest pleasures it may well end up in injures. People are adventurous and seek for new sexual sensations but sometimes it can turn out to be a real bunch of troubles. Men and women who get overly enthusiastic about experiments in sex may be tempted to fulfill the wildest sex fantasies but find out that it's not what it looked like in real life.

Throwing a woman on the bed and jumping on top of her is one of the most popular movie scenes partners try to repeat. Unfortunately not all of them end up so romantic. Some will land at the floor others will squeeze their partner with their weight.

Do you think it's possible to receive the double pleasure during your masturbatory experience stimulating several important erogenous zones at the same time?

This may be achieved by application of the special devices that have been designed for double bliss.

One of them is a double penetration dildo or as it is also called double dong.

Have you ever tried to experiment with double penetration explorations? May be it is associated with "sandwich" experience (two men and a woman)?

But it's not always. Double dongs will perfectly substitute two penises. If you do not currently have even a partner (needless to say about several partners), you can use the advantages of a double dong - a uniquely designed sex toy that will give you tons of unbelievable sensations.

Make yourself feel sexy at any age. Adult toys are meant to produce that very rousing effect for you. Many people think that elderly person doesnt have any sexual desires (many elderly people will surely disagree). That is not quite true. Dont forget they are much more experienced. In some situations sex toys can be even recommended. For example, women who enter menopause period may find sex with partner not as satisfying as it was before. In this case vibrator or dildo is a great device to overcome these obstacles.

Have you ever thought what kind of underwear your grandmothers have worn in their time? Of course, many years ago the lingerie looked more like just the modest garment without any shade of sexuality.

Later the lingerie changed its appearance and turned into a sexy style bras and panties worn by women with the purpose to seduce, tantalize or tease and secondly to play the hygienic role.

Today you can find the panties that give you not only the sexual appeal, but also sexual pleasure. This is a Vibrating Panty - a new high tech sex toy.

But let us change the situation and imagine that there is no kid at this picture. There could be a couple or several men and women. In that case, its not difficult to organize some kind of New Year sex party. Or it can be a masked ball! You should give your fancy full scope. Surprise your partner with sexy costume. Latex dress or corset and sexy stockings will make him mad! Or you can put on nothing but body stockings. Men can also change their usual T-shirts for something more sexy, for instance, latex pants and leather chaps. But we do not guarantee that youll stay in this costume for a long time. Most likely that your appearance will arouse your partner so much that he or she wont wait till the end of the party. To make the party longer and spicy, you can handcuff your partner. Write your own script and play the role you dream about.

This rather common family decided to spend their vacation at the health resort. The place they have chosen is the perfect one for family rest. Everything was all right. They took sun, swam a lot, danced at the local disco bars. The fact is that this couple wanted to recover their general health as well as sexual one. Its believed that couples, especially those living together for many years, should change the scenery in order to fresh up their feelings. Thats why going together to the resort is a wonderful idea. There youll get the chance to try things youve never done before. Sex on the beach, sex right in water, erotic massage with bronzing cream, sex in hoary ruins, just to name a few. This married couple didnt forget about sex health. Thats why they have taken some of their toys with them. But you see that the vacation was spoiled by this ridiculous and absurd situation.

For those whove heard the song, but got it wrong, wed like to explain once again- BDSM is not violence! Toys which are meant for bondage play may imply just role playing with sexy garments, which serve more for sensory stimulation or may involve more intense C&B (Cock &Ball) torture and hard leather Riding Crops. You are free to set the limits with your partner. Besides most sex toys provide safety to be easily released from.

When you want to explore the bondage activity, decide on the right partner to fit your desires the best. In BDSM community some persons have basic urge for controlling, while others like to be on the bottom. In case when dominant and submissive meet, they create a perfect couple. And in spite of common prejudice, Bondage play is mainly ruled by submissive, when master helps to get what the bottom wants.

Weve already advised you to vary your sex life. Think one more time of how many places you can use for getting pleasure. Your own car is one of the most convenient and most comfortable these. But do not forget of safety and do not masturbate while driving a car. You are free to substitute driving with sex drive.